Eh, it’s not like PA was an important state or anything. What’s the big deal?

I would hop in here and defend my original comment about the expense but you guys are doing that very nicely.

Or Minnesota, though I will not deny the superior thirst of those from Wisconsin. Holy shit, it’s a thing to behold.

A sleeve of red cups is, like, 5 bucks, a couple bags of ice is 4 bucks.

Take it easy there, Patrick Henry. Did you tear up while writing that? Did you get that nice sanctimonious burn in your chest?

So you’re saying that she failed to win the only contest that mattered, the electoral college (which happened because she thought PA, MI, and WI would be a cake walk and didn’t put resources there), and she couldn’t get out the vote when her opponent was the most loathsome, vile candidate in history? That’s some…

It’s still hard to believe how in denial Hillary supporters are. I don’t think that Bernie was the answer but she was a very bad candidate that could not manage to win the unloseable election. The DNC completely fucked up the election.

I’d rather watch an actual athletic event, however half-assed and meaningless, than pretend sports.

I’m not sure who originally said it but this is a perfect illustration of the tyranny of the petty official. Another throwback to the horrific authoritarian regimes that were supposed to have been left in the dustbin of history.

$20 million a year? Like, $1.7 a month? Jesus, how could that possibly make financial sense? For a crypto-conservative who does no actual journalism and basically reads the news and makes bland banter?

I called, too, and so did everyone I know. Sadly, he’s been in the Senate since the Revolutionary War and is very powerful so he’d have to kill a stripper on the Capital steps to ever lose an election here (I’m in my house in the Aves and am literally 3/4 of a block from the Utah Capital and I hope that never…

I think you’re giving Trump more credit for strategic thinking than he deserves. I bet he would barely care if she got rejected. In his mind, who else is she going to give her money to but him?  

I could almost see Utah’s Senators thinking twice before voting for her. We have no private education to speak of (historically they didn’t need private Mormon schools because everyone in the public school was Mormon anyway, so de facto Mormon private schools). Any threat to the public school system is controversial…

I assume you’re kidding. There is no bottom of the Trump crew’s barrel.

Jesus, college teams have safety coaches? Like, he can’t also coach the CBs because that’s just way too different. Is there a one coach for the defensive tackles and for defensive guards, or is the world of interior defensive linemen just too complicated for one man to handle?

As to #2, it degrades the rational and scientific basis of a free society. No one’s getting arrested but they deserve mockery for being full of shit and having no curiosity and just believing something because it sounds cool. The sooner this kind of Gwyneth Paltrow crap is laughed out of town the better.

These are the completely clueless dumbshits that we burn taxpayer money to rescue when they have no business being out there in the first place. Go back to Missouri, dumbfuck.

Just so it doesn’t get lost in the shuffle, he gave a 13 year old quaaludes and then anally raped her. So, go ahead and talk about how Americans are sooo uptight about sex, etc.

Hitler also loved animals. It’s typical of a sociopaths. Trump doesn’t even have that going for him.

Let’s also not forget that it is entirely plausible that this whole thing got started because he got his little old feelings hurt because Obama dropped some sick burns on him during a meaningless speech. I don’t really know about emotional intelligence and all that but his emotional IQ has got to be, like, zero.