The LA Kings is pretty good, too.

Word. What a good dog.

This is nothing but hilarious. I’m related to two famous gay people and if I had Billy screeching at me and putting me on the spot I wouldn’t have done much better.

That shirt, tie, coat combo is totally working (especially the tie), how about losing the stupid fucking flag pin? You were the prez for 8 years, I have zero doubt that you love America. Let’s just stop with the flag pin nonsense already.

God, I’m obsessed with Huma. I want to be her BFF and braid her hair and tell her how awesome she is at hourly intervals.

Louis Vuitton is tacky crap. It’s a lot like Trump, a middle class person’s idea of what wealth looks like. And Supreme? The pseudo-cool kids’ way to ostentatiously demonstrate to the world how cool they are by having a product with a certain label on it (which was actually stolen from an actual artist). Match made…

Getting to perjury for testimony in a civil case is very tough and he’s proven that he can dissemble and prevaricate in a deposition like no one since Bill Clinton. I can’t imagine anything coming up in a civil deposition for a defamation suit that could unambiguously be shown to be perjury, even under the nebulously…

That comment belongs in the mansplaining hall of fame.

Oh, man, you’re going to hear it from the “biggest day of her life!” and “happiest day of her life!” people. The cosmic importance of a wedding will not be doubted, my friend.

I put the volume on just high enough that you have the ambient sound of a baseball game going on but you can’t hear any of the incredibly stupid things being said by the announcers. With Vin gone, there are very few broadcasters worth listening to (national treasure Doc Emerick being the most obvious example) and the…

Oh, Jesus, we’re going to ignite that bridezilla argument from a few weeks ago about the bride telling groomsmen to shave. I would never shave my beard but that is much more likely than me doing a choreographed fucking dance number.

I was just being a dick and I apologize.

But it can be easily overruled by a conscience.

The ridiculousness of university speech codes is goddamn travesty. Liberal values went out the window at colleges because free speech is tough and messy and liberals are sanctimonious and brittle.

I think it’s actually better to let them speak as much as they want, let them confirm their won stupidity and hatred. The more they talk the clearer it becomes what shitty people they are. Fuck, print a transcript of the speeches in the school paper. And shutting them down makes them martyrs.

I feel better than people who hold forth on subjects that they know nothing about but just assume whatever pops into their supersmart brain is correct.

The fact that she lost PA at all, after decades of going (D), tells you a lot about her strength as a candidate. The differences between her percentage and Obama’s in PA is striking.

Compare the shitty-ass Goo Goo Dolls to the Replacements again and I will punch you in the fucking mouth. Take it back!

Christ, the Goo Goo Dolls are goddamn awful on every level. Calm down.

Yeah, it must suck to be wrong and actually have to learn from a mistake.