He married a wealthy, hot blonde girl long before all this political shit happened and she had his kids. He’s trying to make his own world make sense. What’s so hard to understand? He’s hammering a square peg into a round hole as hard as he can, with the added benefit of having some sort of influence on politics at…

They’ve proven time and time again that they could care less about anyone else’s humanity, this craven, vapid bitch included. They’re enthusiastic about ripping families apart to deport them and denying entry to the country based on religion, and all other manner of racist, mysoginistic horrors that casually roll off…

I do care. You win but I’m not sure why.

I can’t tell if this is some hipster irony bullshit or if you’re as stupid as your 500 word comment would suggest. Then I realized that I don’t really care at all.

Goddamit, Sherman! I’ve been on your side for everything because I respected and liked you. And you just acted like a entitled prick. Is there nothing to believe in?

God, you’re dumb. In a really exhausting way . . . you’re just dumb.

Says the cultural illiterate idiot . . . .

Not even close. Just because you sing Italian songs doesn’t make you an Opera singer.

You’re always entitled to view your own medical records. You could go to the trouble to do it through official channels (written request, signed release) but I have a hard time believing that a hospital would have a problem with you looking at them because you work there (and I’m a hospital attorney and take patient…

Audit trails, health care people! It’s important that you know they exist and will get your asss fired, with possible fines and/or criminal charges.

Might be because she’s taken plastic surgery to lengths modern medicine never imagined. Just a guess. But she’s making huge contributions to western culture. She raps . . . something, right?

America 2016. Trailer park trash have money and TV shows, for some reason. There’s less tawdry shit on your average Tampa police blotter.

And it’s pretty rich to be called ignorant by a mental midget like yourself there, Sailor. But keep tryin’.

Mandrell is good. I’d vote for Dolly Parton myself. And by “vote for Dolly Parton” I mean that literally. I’d vote for Dolly to be Queen of the World forever and ever. Whatever she wants, she can have.

Madonna may have had some sort of pop culture genius, but artistic or musical genius? Come on. She was only as good as whatever producer that was at her disposal. Personally, I liked the Wm. Orbit stuff. “Don’t tell me” is still one of my favorite songs. But she doesn’t write, play, or do any of the things that an…

Where were we really going from here? You are in thrall of the “biggest day of her life” bullshit. Like you had some persuasive argument to make at some point?

It’s a comment section, having opinions is kinda the point, you cry baby. The only reason we’re having this discussion is that demanding that someone change their appearance for your wedding is NOT a cultural norm. Like, at all. Go ask ten random people and I’ll bet 2 at most agree with your take on it. Make sure…

I’d prefer “well-wisher”, in that he didn’t wish her any specific harm.

He did that for the universally acknowledged musical genius Carmen Electra, too. What’s your point?

I really hope that I never meet anyone who is so vapid and shallow that their happiness in any way depends on me looking different in order to conform to their superficial ideas of what I should look like, for any reason, including a stupid fucking wedding. I certainly wouldn’t consider that person a friend.