She’s not within a country mile of being Prince’s peer on any level, artistically or musically. No one is, but Madonna is lightyears away.

You gotta wonder about a woman whose happiness could depend even to the tiniest degree on something so insignificant. A woman who fetisized a legal ceremony and an after party into some cosmically important event. I’m sure you’d feel the same way if the groom commanded the bridesmaids to lose a little weight or get…

Mine touches my chest and if I was instructed to shave for a wedding it would be a long time before I stopped laughing. But even if it was a month’s worth of stubble, I’m in charge of my face, thanks very much. Feel free to have someone else in the wedding. You gotta wonder about a friend who’s marrying someone who…

We’ve got the automatic door buttons for two glass doors between our building and the parking garage. The three middle-age gals who seem to spend most of the day in the garage smoking and drinking Big Gulps of Mountain Dew Code Red hit that fucking button every time. Out of all that, the button pushing is the thing…

Price punches like a sissy-boy and Palmieri looks like a bad-ass by just basically ignoring him. Goalie tantrums are the best.

Nothing is more artistically and musically lazy than slowed down piano cover of pop songs. But it’s the type of thing that Hollywood people think is deep. Steaming piles of crap.

I had a friend in grad school who went to Notre Dame and lived and died for ND football. It was a little bit terrifying how seriously he took it. Like, it was absolutely life and death. A loss would ruin his whole week. A tough loss would trigger an epic drunken bender that would last two days. One time, he…

At the major league level? He has proved he isn’t qualified to play rookie fall ball in Arizona.

See also, the Dodgers’ huge contract with Matt Kemp that worked out so wonderfully for the Dodgers.

I hated the kid when he came up but kinda dig him now. I’d take him in Dodger Blue any day of the week.

Still amazing to me that it matters to a large number of people outside the movie industry what movie or actor/actress wins an Oscar. As if that has anything to do with artistic merit. As if artistic merit is something that can be objectively quantified and then ranked. Does it make anyone like Brokeback less…

I don’t know why I can’t resist clicking through to these idiots’ twitter pages. The sheer ignorant stupidity and self-absorption is just really hard to believe. Please, pistachio girl, let preventing the extinction of the white race be your life’s work.

It’s nearly impossible for even an intelligent pro se appellant to do everything needed to meet the requirement to have an appeal heard, much less won. Even seasoned appellate attorney spend hours preparing materials conforming to the requirements. Nine out of ten practicing attorneys couldn’t do it without the help…

The original poster is correct, there are no training wheels just because you’re repping yourself. The judge does exactly what he would if you were a lawyer, if he cuts you slack he’s open to being overturned on appeal by the prosecutor. I make exactly the same objections, etc. that I would if you were the greatest…

True. Even today BYU’s sports teams are probably >75% white and those white kids are very unlikely to have much multicultural experience. It was in the 1970's that this happened. Several black Wyoming players refused to play in the game over the racist doctrines of the church, which brought it all to a head. …

We had home ec in high school back in the day, but BYU has a whole fucking DEPARTMENT—currently!—that is basically home ec at the university level.

Yeah, way back in the day the BYU football department vehemently denied that its players called black folks niggers during a game against Wyoming. It could never happen! Unthinkable! Too much character! Until, whoops, it turned up on video and audio of them calling black folks niggers. And the team had black kids at…

I went to law school with an inbred idiot who had a bunch of inherited tobacco money. He lived and died for Clemson football. He was a “we” have a great team and “we’re” going to win guy, like he had something to do with the team. He also said the word nigger like it was nothing. Didn’t give it a second thought. I…

Utah County? More like ZOO-tah County! Seriously, when did we stop calling them zoobies? That was funny stuff back in the day.

What has to happen to make this annoying, sanctimonious mediocrity just fucking go away? He’s 29 and on his second autobiography, for fucks sake.