Oh, did jesus boy get his wittle feelings hurt? Keep praying to your imaginary friend in the sky and getting all butthurt when anyone picks on Timmy Tebow.

Gary Payton was a complete asshole but god I miss that crazy little fucker.

So we can finally drop the pretense that Notre Dame is special and all that because they love jesus, right? What a bunch of low-life pieces of shit. They should be kicked out of school and escorted to the county line.

The clueless DNC and the fact that Hillary was a terrible candidate caused this.

This is the day that we start the inevitable slide into chaos and become a banana republic.

Probably the greatest thing ever done on Deadspin.

They could show this match in my particular TV market and I would bet half my bank account that less that 10,000 people would watch it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was less than 5,000. It’s European soccer, for God’s sake.

Yeah, Bill Simmons sucks and has always sucked but he failed his way to a $20M deal. Who fucking cares?