Regardless, fuck the weather channel now and forever. It is so unbelievably shitty on so many different levels being right on one thing doesn’t justify the travesty of the channel existing in the first place.

See also, the Dodgers’ huge contract with Matt Kemp that worked out so wonderfully for the Dodgers.

I hated the kid when he came up but kinda dig him now. I’d take him in Dodger Blue any day of the week.

Still amazing to me that it matters to a large number of people outside the movie industry what movie or actor/actress wins an Oscar. As if that has anything to do with artistic merit. As if artistic merit is something that can be objectively quantified and then ranked. Does it make anyone like Brokeback less…

I don’t know why I can’t resist clicking through to these idiots’ twitter pages. The sheer ignorant stupidity and self-absorption is just really hard to believe. Please, pistachio girl, let preventing the extinction of the white race be your life’s work.

It’s nearly impossible for even an intelligent pro se appellant to do everything needed to meet the requirement to have an appeal heard, much less won. Even seasoned appellate attorney spend hours preparing materials conforming to the requirements. Nine out of ten practicing attorneys couldn’t do it without the help…

The original poster is correct, there are no training wheels just because you’re repping yourself. The judge does exactly what he would if you were a lawyer, if he cuts you slack he’s open to being overturned on appeal by the prosecutor. I make exactly the same objections, etc. that I would if you were the greatest…

True. Even today BYU’s sports teams are probably >75% white and those white kids are very unlikely to have much multicultural experience. It was in the 1970's that this happened. Several black Wyoming players refused to play in the game over the racist doctrines of the church, which brought it all to a head. …

We had home ec in high school back in the day, but BYU has a whole fucking DEPARTMENT—currently!—that is basically home ec at the university level.

Yeah, way back in the day the BYU football department vehemently denied that its players called black folks niggers during a game against Wyoming. It could never happen! Unthinkable! Too much character! Until, whoops, it turned up on video and audio of them calling black folks niggers. And the team had black kids at…

I went to law school with an inbred idiot who had a bunch of inherited tobacco money. He lived and died for Clemson football. He was a “we” have a great team and “we’re” going to win guy, like he had something to do with the team. He also said the word nigger like it was nothing. Didn’t give it a second thought. I…

Utah County? More like ZOO-tah County! Seriously, when did we stop calling them zoobies? That was funny stuff back in the day.

What has to happen to make this annoying, sanctimonious mediocrity just fucking go away? He’s 29 and on his second autobiography, for fucks sake.

Oh, did jesus boy get his wittle feelings hurt? Keep praying to your imaginary friend in the sky and getting all butthurt when anyone picks on Timmy Tebow.

Gary Payton was a complete asshole but god I miss that crazy little fucker.

So we can finally drop the pretense that Notre Dame is special and all that because they love jesus, right? What a bunch of low-life pieces of shit. They should be kicked out of school and escorted to the county line.

The clueless DNC and the fact that Hillary was a terrible candidate caused this.

This is the day that we start the inevitable slide into chaos and become a banana republic.

Probably the greatest thing ever done on Deadspin.

Or you could just get on with your life and stop caring about the tiniest, most insignificant shit in the world.