My heeler waits for me to go to the kitchen for a beer and snakes the warm spot on the couch. She has also acted like she needed to go out and then when I got up she hopped in the warm spot. It is a humbling experience to be the victim of a ruse perpetrated by a dog. And the completely unapologetic look on her face…

As the old saying goes, “I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person”. Our heeler loves who we love and side-eyes anyone who is a fishy. A co-worker that I don’t care for was at our house for a party (my girlfriend insisted that you can’t just invite the cool people…

Our heeler is the opposite. She can hear the mailman and delivery vans coming from blocks away and loses her mind when they have the nerve to come on her porch. In her mind she has been undefeated in chasing those people away for almost four years now.

Heelers came to be by crossing other smart, hardy dogs with Australian dingos, so I think they have that intelligence and curiosity that wild animals need to survive. I think the fact they’re not that far removed from that wild ancestor makes them very sharp. And they were bred for intelligence and independence. …

Tell yourself whatever you want, facebook is fucking stupid, infantile bullshit and adults deserve to be harshly judged for using it.

Wow, a gigantic billion dollar corporation does shitty dishonest shit to ensure that its profit margin doesn’t take a hit? Hard to believe. It’s almost like corporations are terrible and stuff . . .

They could show this match in my particular TV market and I would bet half my bank account that less that 10,000 people would watch it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was less than 5,000. It’s European soccer, for God’s sake.

Yeah, Bill Simmons sucks and has always sucked but he failed his way to a $20M deal. Who fucking cares?