The other day I got a hand gun to protect my kids, you know? And I’m really happy because it is SO important for them to be safe.

Permission to use this analogy from now on, please? Also, that hashtag is the best thing I’ve read all day.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Sally Mustang? So she’s powerful and stylish but the ride is terrible and there’s a real gas problem?* **

“we all have to fuck the goat” is my new patriarchy metaphor i think

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

It’s impossible to say how much agency she had in the publication of GSAW, and whether or not it was a draft that was never meant to see the light of day.

right but zika was created by the illuminati to cover up for the dangers of vaccines and monsanto and the pope never mentioned this is he therefore the antichrist and head of the european union?

Ah, I see they’ve given up empathy for Lent.

Soooooo, who wants to e-stalk this dude and make a website?

Seriously, though. How easy will they let us immigrate. Because I’m making a list of places to go if the GOP, any of them, get control of the white house.

Yeah, it’s an eminently decent sketch. I don’t think anyone was ever claiming it was great art... And hey, $25K for our strapped museums!

Aw, why so cynical? Great charity, and good try Mr. Prime Minister.

The thought of ruining my liver such that I couldn’t drink vodka is enough to make me want to live. And drink more vodka.

I don’t know if it was the worst out of the stuff I tried, but it was the biggest let down. My gynecologist knew about my experience on the pill and said the ring might be better because the hormones are localized. No such luck. She was pushing for a hormonal iud but the thought of not being able to remove it myself…

This must be heartening to the women professionals who noted models being invited to business parties to even out the gender disparity.

Same. Fucking. Here. I had to go off of birth control. I was on several variations of the pill for about 4 years and then took a 3 year break. Tried nuvaring. After a few days of not wanting to live, I woke up one morning and threw that devil ring away, 2 weeks into a cycle. I still have depression around my period,…

Team “Really people?” joining the coalition