I’m so happy I get to vote against her on March 15th.

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

This is the best ‘knock, knock motherfucker’ ever.

THANK YOU

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

Wow, this whole thing makes me sick to my stomach. I’m so incredibly grateful for this absolutely righteous judge, but when I think about how many more of these guys are out there acting with impunity...it’s totally beyond frightening.

Wow. This woman. She is doing good work.

#blackgirlmagic #blackwomenstaykillinit #webeenon

In other news, Baby Boomer discovers Pornhub.

I’ve had Mirena almost 5 years. I have had very minimal side-effects. The worst one was ovulation cramping, but I got it placed after having a baby. So I’m not sure if the ovulation cramping was a side-effect or just my body changing post-baby. I am *not* one of those lucky bitches that doesn’t get her period, BUT…

As long as you want it more?

Anal ecstasy is the best ecstasy.

Have a piece of gum while you’re waiting.

Be a love? Pop into that darlin’ time machine and bring me back one of these? Get one for yourself, too.

Seriously, GOP, get your shit together. This joke has gone on long enough. You’re supposed to be the adult here.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

the comedy Gods wouldn’t allow it

Maybe he saw on Jez that Kris was on her way over.