The 90’s was all about awkward, random, aloofness. Kids theses days wish they could be so chill.

1995 was fucking awkward, so...

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

So what are they saying... that a bear can’t rape a man because it’s female?

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.

We are missing out on a great opportunity for eagle shoulder pads

you know... you take the good. you take the bad.

Hell as someone with only ONE older brother and no sisters at all, I can confirm that childhood was a WWE production.

No, you’re not a terrible person. A small part of me would like to see the demonstrators sustain worse injuries than just getting shot in the leg.

“Officer, I’m sorry that he’s dead, but I was just walking across campus and I saw this guy running at people with what looked to be a gun. I was afraid for my life and for the lives of others, so I shot him.

I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.

all feminists narrow their eyes and tent their fingers, “yes, it’s working”

100/100 would watch on re-run

DISTOPIAN FEMINAZI FUTURE!

My cousin is in prison for that. At first, everyone was shocked because none of us expected this out of him. None of us could deny the evidence and he pled guilty.

I think most people do come around, eventually, but, at first, the assumption is usually that it must be some huge mistake.

Oh, I don’t want to actually get close enough to swim with dolphins. Just to be able to observe them, because they are so cool.

I live in Houston and I am very, very, very jealous of you right now.

I love the ocean, personally. Prettier animals than in lakes (dolphins and manatees FTW) and I’m not afraid of sharks. Those jellyfish are only in Australia, and when I do eventually visit, I know I will never go in the water. But if I ever do happen to get attacked by a shark, whelp, it’s been a good run folks!

Don’t forget the blue ringed octopus.