I wonder at what point other countries will start accepting asylum requests from Americans who are afraid as hell of our rampant gun violence.

I’d do it but I’m in the greys

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

All the facepalms forever.

“Our motives were not to insult or look down on anyone, not to be sexist,”

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

As I said elsewhere, the only thing Steve Harvey is good for is making funny faces on Family Feud. Other than that, he’s less than useless.

as a professional dick sucker i have to say that many of my customers pretty much expect me to deep throat (which, duh, I have learned to do bc $) and they all seem to love the gag. I’ll play it up even...even if they don’t actually make me gag i’ll make gagging noises (not the entire time) and then look up at them…

Okay but furreal this is my entire life goal right here

LIVE BLOG OR BUST

Any chance Jez will be posting a republican debate drinking game for tomorrow? Pretty please.

I’m actually now actively supporting a Trump Presidency.

I kept waiting for this. I kept waiting to hear why a man his age would go to see Trainwreck alone if there were “no motivation” as police were saying earlier. I kept waiting to hear about the misogyny and racism because I knew it was just a matter of time. These guys never just kill a bunch of random people and…

Its called compression oppression

And don’t a good majority of those fertilized eggs get tossed out like yesterday’s jam?

As an old, I distinctly remember my parents selling their house in the 70s and the neighbors pointing out that they had an "understanding" in the neighborhood that they wouldn't sell to black people. "Screw them," my dad said. "Black people's money is as green as whites and this place is going to the highest offer."

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Shades of Robert Mapplethorpe...

zero fucks given