This whole fucking thing was so fucking awkward.

I had a weird dream a while back in which I was in a poly relationship with (adult) Macaulay Culkin and my S.O. . I woke up with a fairly intense attraction to to Culkin and weird desire for this to be a real relationship I didn’t have before and have had a thing for him since.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Am I the only one who secretly hopes that someone with a gun sees this and doesn’t realize it’s fake and shoots one of them to “save” everyone. Like not kill them but like in the leg or something.

My (former) friend pled guilty as well. But he never served time. He made some sort of deal. One of our friends believes the story that he was set up and is still friends with him to this day.

You really can’t. When I was in undergrad one if the grad students I was friends with had been arrested for child porn and none of us could believe it. I mean we did eventually but it was a real shock.

Oh yeah. I’m ok with be ON the beach but it’s letting the water touch me that is the problem. Going out to view water animals is what boats are for.

It’s not the big stuff that can kill you that I'm afraid of. It's the little things you can't see like the tiny jellyfish. And I know they aren't in the waters here but I also wouldn't be surprised if the somehow traveled this way one day. Oh and be careful with those Dolphins. They have been known to rape some…

I’m in Corpus Christi. Don’t be that jealous.

I live in south Texas right on the Gulf of Mexico ( like a five minute drive and you are at the water). I have a rational/irrational fear of bodies of water that aren't pools and its cause of shit like this. So every time I get dragged to the beach I try very hard not to go near the fucking water.

Stay safe and best of luck.

Does Ceresia’s voice and look remind anyone else of Aaliyah in the best way?

Illinois has also stated they won’t take any Syrian refugees.

How so? I mean you are entitled to disagree with me that people like this don’t believe they will ever get caught for doing terrible things. So although I agree the person making these threats needs to be punished severely the type of person who does things like this always seems to think they will never get caught. I…

The sad thing is that it probably won't deter all that much cause people like that can't understand you can and will get caught for this kind of shit. Their privilege has probably gotten them out of so much shit they should have been arrested for that it wouldn't happen to them.

“the 2015 cinematic reboot no one wanted”

Same here. I m trying to think of what I thought sex was as a kid and i don’t remember any ideas other than what it is. I also feel like I knew pretty early on how gay and lesbian sex worked.

This is beautiful.

That's it I'm officially going to try to move to Canada now.

I am so sorry. This is probably one of the only times since I left Chicago that I am glad I am not there. I hope people stop talking about it soon for your sake.