If I were that dress I’d want to be flogged in public.

Is that supposed to be a scary story? Because that title is hilarious :)

I sincerely don’t know if that’s the actual title and you’re serious, but something about it has made me laugh loudly and helplessly for about ten straight minutes.

Can we hide mini-bottles of liquor inside the eggs?

Nope. Nope. Nope. That’s story scared the living shit outta me & it still kinda does.

Is it just me or is she kind of morphing into Cher under Kanye’s styling? Just the long hair and sever kind of look. It’s very Cher in the early days (70s).

If I were her face I would want to be as far from that dress as possible...

Fun Fact: In France, after the Revolution, people would throw guillotine parties and if you had a relative or loved one who was executed by the guillotine you would come dressed to the nines and wear a red ribbon tied around your neck. Presumably to represent the bloody removal of your loved one’s head. I imagine…

this sounds like a sex thing

I’m trying to work out what’s going on with her shoe/foot situation. It’s somewhat unnerving.

Kim’s face looks like it’s floating around.

That sounds fabulous. I’ll bring the brie.

Poor Kim and Kanye. I think even my basic ass family Christmas photo is better lit than theirs.

From what little I’ve read about the Jolie/Pitt fun, Ms. Jolie seems to have fallen off the deep end.

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

I’m annoyed that that was cleared up so quickly that Trump didn’t have time to tweet something stupid about it.

Probably people got suspicious when they heard about something related to selfless generosity and kindness to others located in Trump Tower.

Ironically, ‘white powder’ is now on the the secret service’s ignore list.

Maybe NSFW?? The Suspicious Package. sorry about the size (of the pic).

Dammit Bob, I said white power not powder.