Jezebel is turning into Yahoo news.

This thread is ridiculous. “Stan” is worn out and simply stating that she did in fact vote is not being a rabid fan. Christ, Jezebel commenters.

I was wondering where that came from.

You clearly have a problem with it. “Ridiculous” is a strong opinion to have about self-absorbed people taking their self-centered selfies.

Angry angry get off my lawn kids today social media is ruining everything malarkey etc

Well, FINE. I’m going to show up in my Little Red Ridinghood halloween costume then because I’m attention whore.

I’m pretty sick but that was just SICK.

I have light blue eyes and I’m pretty batshit (the kind where they try to court order you into stopping being batshit) so maybe it’s true?????

Hello there adult Ralphie

Feminists are known for loving Tom Brady?

I laughed out loud so hard at your portrait of the defensive clean person with a bag of their own hair because I totally know people like this. I couldn’t stop laughing so I had to explain to my gentleman caller why I was dying which meant I had to explain the article and the comments leading up to your comment and by…

As someone who is a drunk and has a fucking filthy house I find the outrage you got at suggesting people are dirty hilarious

Mine sure is!

Dead

Is having sex in public a registerable offense in most places because I need to reevaluate my life choices if it is

There is no other appropriate response to that very bizarre comment.

See that hill over there? It is indeed the one they are choosing to die on.

They break down doors on Law & Order: SVU all the time and I know a guy who worked at his dad’s law firm 20 years ago and he says that show is on point

A relative of mine is a felon for a violent crime and has had more high paying jobs than I’ve had shitty jobs. I can’t even get hired at WALMART.

That comment was the weirdest and funniest part of this entire flame war to me.