It seems perfect to me. Large, beautiful, secure. Two term president, a very good one, deserves a nice house.

I want to kill this guy so bad—but I’m also pretty sure it would mess with me for a loooong time if I did. So in the end, I wouldn’t do it, because I don’t want this shitnoodle in my head for the rest of my life.

Well, I wish they wouldn’t do that. More killing doesn’t make this any better. Granted, I won’t cry when they flip the switch, but I still wish they wouldn’t do that.

Create US constitution.( yeah I know they forgot to give rights to the non landowners, blacks, women, Native American and everyone that wasn’t a man who owned land but still)

There is no right way to girl. I sometimes just take eyeliner so I can keep my raccoon mask on fleek.

party pedalers! they still exist, although i think they found they broke DUI laws in some cities (depending on the underwriting)

Seriously! NYC seems like the worst possible place to try something like that. Even experienced cyclists get into accidents there all the time so any novice cycling seems incredibly dangerous. Even the citi bike thing had me wincing when I’d see tourists go peddling onto Houston like there weren’t ten thousand cabs…

Not gonna lie, when I saw the header pic, I thought the bus was somehow powered by their cycling, some sort of ultra green bus.

Have you ever seen those party bike things? It's like a ten person thing where everyone has pedals and there's a bartender in the middle. Everyone has to pedal to get around while they get drunk! It's equal parts ridiculous and hilarious. I've never been on one but have seen them going down the street in Santa Monica…

“Why does it have to be on a bus?!?!?!?!”

Why is it terrible? Do you commute more than 15 minutes a day in or around a city of more than 800k? It’s hellish mindbending exercise in loosing faith in mankind. Took 2 hours to go 40 miles on Fri solely because of a rash of fender benders, congestion, and the “I have to get 3 car lengths ahead RIGHT NOW in this…

But, what about that guy in the middle with the upper body that looks as though it has been bbq’d? Shouldn’t he be seeking medical attention, not looking to roast his nuts and wiener, too?

Oh cool, white dude asking 100 women to pose nude for difficult-to-decipher performance peice about “the sacred feminine” for a bunch of people who are already too dense to give a shit about women. Thank you, smart arty man, for figuring out how to communicate for us! We should’ve just been holding up mirrors and…

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

BALLS.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

The anti-choice (or to use the term I prefer, pro-forced-birth) movement, or at least a significant number of its adherents, is well aware that its rhetoric inspires unbalanced nutjobs to commit murder.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

I call those people “serial monogamists.”

In that case its not the war that seems pointless to me but the loss of human life. The average German solider wouldn't have conceived a plan to exterminate entire nationalities by himself, but he was manipulated into killing and dying for that cause.