He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

Norway is absolutely, 100% dedicated to the notion of prisoner rehabilitation—-their view of crime and punishment is almost the precise polar opposite of, say, Corrections Corporation of America (don't google it if you still believe the US is a free, First World country.)

Every country has sent its correspondents, he says, "except the Spanish, God bless them."

So will they use green condoms to make this easier?

True story. When I was pregnant with my daughter one of my coworkers gave me a cute little dish set with a plate, bowl and mug adorned with teddy bears. One day in the kitchen a few years later I noticed I had TWO identical mugs adorned with teddy bears. The original mug had come as part of a set. Where did the second…

How about we offer $10,000 for unretouched photos of the ghost?

He's attractive, successful, an official fashion muse to Tom Ford, dating Jennifer Lawrence, had major roles in a cult favorite television show and a much-loved comic book franchise, AND still unfamous enough to walk amongst the normals. He wins.

Jez,

Gonna Pull-Up a chair and enjoy this rash of diaper puns.

When asked to describe his attacker, McDonald described him as a slight-built man, 5'11", blue eyes, black hair, about 175 lbs. Police have released a sketch:

I did a trauma rotation years ago. I had a man come in with a German Shepherd stuck in him. The dog was sedated. The man was scratched all to hell. He had no idea that the dog "swelled up" during the act and would get stuck. Once that happened the dog went ape shit and it all went downhill from there.

Please don't leave this to the imagination—I request specifics because my imagination is a terrifying entity that exists almost exclusively to disturb and frighten me. And it is doing that now. At least answer one question: was the cat at least declawed?

Now he's got a cap on either end.

Advised : Individual voices in head need their own Jalopnik accounts :)

No, but it might be the beginnings of productivity. QUICK, CLICK ANOTHER LINK, SAVE YOURSELF.

Zardoz and Leeloo had a child?

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Well, considering that the kid was cold, at least the cats tried to do something logical... Because: cats = logic.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

its defense not art school.