Well, considering that the kid was cold, at least the cats tried to do something logical... Because: cats = logic.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

its defense not art school.

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

He, and many others in this thread, have been playing too much GTAV. Unless they really are as stupid as they're claiming, they would also have taken the drugs to the police. It's easy to pretend you would try and make your way as a drug baron, but only the very stupid would try in a situation like this.

TO HELL WITH THAT NOISE

He sounds like every gawker commenter ever.

Yeah, it's the media's fault. Just because he has face tattoos, calls himself Sin Demon and, you know, actually has a criminal history doesn't mean he's a threat.

Ford is really missing an opportunity to pick up some street cred here.

This is pretty fresh, you ever consider taking this material on the road, sinbad?

Heaven forfend you could acknowledge that you made a crappy analogy, and had no business accusing someone of trolling out of the gate, instead of doubling down. It just wouldn't be the Internet. Try not to notice that people who actually live there aren't having a problem with the comment you jumped on.

I'm pretty sure that's a Thutmose IV, bro.

First its not really our money. Most of their operating budget come from tuition and the endowment. The government money they do receive is from the state of Pennsylvania.

It's unfortunate that this gif:

It means just as much or as little as anyone elses- that used to be the whole point of this here country, pods :)

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

shutting the fuck up is where

Too bad there weren't any cops there to put a stop to this.

I would have taken him down with a rock-hard stiff-arm there, or maybe attempted some sort of football tackle.

This is the most fascinating game that I've never played.