Or it’s ten tons of gold dust to bribe Trump to go away forever

It’s to soak up all of the bullshit.

I’m not awfully fondant of that

A wheelchair AND a neck brace... look, seriously, how can this poor old guy possibly be a danger to ANYONE...we should totally let him g...... ooooh, you sly old fox!!!

My uncle played with it, too, him and his technician pals, puddling it from hand too hand. Of course, he worked on a nuclear sub that was lined with asbestos, so mercury poisoning was, in the end, the least of his concerns.

Thank gawd you’re here. Your election live blogging is the political equivalent of me only being able to watch The Walking Dead with the sound down. But funnier. And more likely to save me from a stress-related heart attack. Keep it up!

Two fellas who make me glad that we have not yet cured mortality.

You may, then, possess an innate ability to tell the difference between truth and fiction. This is laudable. Or LOL-able.

Healthy informed cynicism ... it’s surely a vital part of a democracy

That’s the symptom, not the disease. We need a populace who can and want to be able to tell the difference between a reputable news source and a social media site.

We have attained Peek Pedantry.

“So, I’m disabled...yes....I know...it’s a cross to bear, but I try not to complain.... but here’s the thing: if we leave this bar and you have sex with me, I’m cured! I know, right? It’s like you’d be performing a miracle! So ......”

Mosquito season’s running late this year...

You shoulda wrapped it in tech specs of a home-made missile the kiwis could build to shoot down Thiel’s jet full of billionaires and toadies.

I think it was the “little” that got to him.

Canal path? Blinds? Is he Venetian?

I feel we could have gotten a thar, too....

“I don’t want to hear that. We wanted to have a good night without distractions with the politics,” said Bryon Nfinger.

Roll it out to homes and apartments and – Wall-E image problems aside - we’re set!

I cannot fault any of this