Also, how come so many movies all use the same screen dimensions? I’ve HAD it with these slavish homages!

The Nuclear Bigly.

They better watch, or that ten-yr-old kid of his and the 400lb bedridden man will set The Cyber on their print asses.

Starred and also I am liking your soon-to-be-viral campaign slogan: “At least Hillary Clinton...”

She ran off with a robotic car

I fear a robot policeman will be manhandling you into a driverless paddy wagon before a decade has passed, off to reeducation camp for opposing the machines.

Very interesting, and coincidentally the worst sentence you can ever utter out loud to your pregnant and morning-sick partner.

Sound little different from the warnings intoned in a reassuring deep voice on every tv ad for meds. Well, little different in the possibility of death: I’ve yet to hear of an erectile dysfunction pill causing death by rapid uncontrolled collision. Wait.....

When Sam and Dean Winchester encounter a thinly veiled version of a movie monster, you know that idea’s overdone. On today’s repeat, there was indeed a weirdly jointed young lady peering with malice through her long matted black hair, creeping out of a broken mirror.

Look at that steep plant-lined smooth carpet? Who wouldn’t, after a drink or few, want to go down it on one o those serving trollies?

And future archaeologists may find such wrecks and the drowned souls’ pathetic belongings and be reminded of a shameful time in our species’ history.

Hurrah! Finally, a justification for why I have children!!!!!!

The worst crime is in not taking perfect opportunity to call the product Jizz Mayo

I mean, in a sane world

and busted bits of ancient pottery.

Pass me my (simple, elegant, minimalist and yet somehow fascinating. With handles) sick bag.

Well said - this is shitty enough without them repeating that casual bigotry and ignorance

In the end, this man will be killed not by horrified liberals but by one of the lunatics whose conspiracy theories he cheerily adopted then discarded when it suited him.

How very DARE you!

And just in case all the seriousness is too much for you, ladies, remember we ALSO have boots to lose your head over! Like, literally!