I am intrigued by modern fabrics and their ability to be washed frequently and still be a second skin. I was out and about in my favorite training bottoms, which to my eye were still holding out rather well after years of sweat and detergent, when I lady commented to her friend as I passed: “What infeasibly short legs…

Truly, a Bring on the Bear moment

Right? Way to render your interesting post totally redundant in the last second.

So THAT’S how the rich and famous spend their days ...hmm... I expected more excess and gilt.

I do worry about Chip. I fear he does not, deep down, relish the clown role, and will some day soon expire from leaping into a fast-flowing filthy creek or eat a fatally toxic cockroach as the producers clap their hands and shout “more!”

Make America Shrink and Stain Again

Thompson could not be reached for comment.

I bet she’s a right shit to Boots, too, when the mic is off.

Well, the last straw was dropped last month after family members found a crack pipe on the property, and it turned out Lamar hadn’t even called the show’s producers in time to film this new plot-line.

I won’t be happy until we all speak like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

It will assist some scores of hipster New Yorkers with upstate homes to be found under inexpertly felled trees some months down the line.

All your canines are belong to us.

Hey now ...

Three is fine and all, but I’m up for a laminated menu of healthy traits to choose from. Especially wolf eyes and maybe hands like kittens’ paws.

Huckle. Bury. Fin.

If you clamber over the railing and drop into one o’ them indoor “free-range” chicken warehouses, don’t expect me to jump in after you. Imagine one million of these clipped wee beaks and stunted sharp claws raking at you.

She is too sweet – and has seen too much of her life’s work come to naught in the face of habitat loss and poaching – to be dismissive. I have nothing against this post’s author, I just didn’t want JG to be tainted thus.

British people hate people but love animals with a passion that has to be seen to be believed.