cuntybaws
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cuntybaws

Three is fine and all, but I’m up for a laminated menu of healthy traits to choose from. Especially wolf eyes and maybe hands like kittens’ paws.

Huckle. Bury. Fin.

If you clamber over the railing and drop into one o’ them indoor “free-range” chicken warehouses, don’t expect me to jump in after you. Imagine one million of these clipped wee beaks and stunted sharp claws raking at you.

She is too sweet – and has seen too much of her life’s work come to naught in the face of habitat loss and poaching – to be dismissive. I have nothing against this post’s author, I just didn’t want JG to be tainted thus.

British people hate people but love animals with a passion that has to be seen to be believed.

If it turns out she also added “LOLZ” I will eat my faux-gorilla-skin hat.

She’s in her 80s ... I think her use of “whatever” was not in the dismissive tone you use it here.

Does he shout that at people with strollers? That would be tragic....

I do wonder who among us would, if the person to do the deed was selected by national lottery, be willing to press the button.

I am trying to compile a list of things that young men do when placed together in large poorly-supervised groups that benefit humanity.

Can we just invent hoverboards, already?

Me too! And really, they might at least have made some token effort to ave the bikes charging something! Even if just the aircon/heating!

They had something similar in NYC a while back ... you couldn’t really tell which way the damn thing was heading. I haven’t seen em for a decade so assume they all got flattened by cement trucks and so on....

Get rid of the bikes, cut holes in the floor and make it a Flintstones bus. Everybody wins.

if you’d like to watch Paris Hilton sift through a mound of exceptionally small Von Dutch shorts.

I am just picturing the busload of recruits the Corp gets from Gawker commenters ....