It is not a name that is without troubles ... I tried once upon a time to explain its origins to someone it inadvertently offended. I was not successful.

AND we can rotate though them at dizzying speed.

Sadly I am an exile, washed ashore in the New York many moons ago and stuck here

Not shy, drunk Scots men. You get tears and laughter and then a fight and a cuddle all in one.

It seems I was being asked to lend a hand in a fight that was none of my concern....

I recall with fondness the first time I was approached at night in Glasgow (outside The Tunnel, I confess) and asked to lend a “haunner” in a “pagger”.

It’s true ... there aren’t many of us here.

As someone who possesses an accent like Willie from The Simpsons crossed with Begbie, I cannot comment. By the way. As we used to say in Glasgow.

Nor should you ... it’s an unnatural state for Scots to be in.

I used to live in Glasgow. Glasgow is emotionally something, but I never could put my finger on it.

Radge is woefully underused, I find.

We Scots fellas are also emotionally repressed. Until we have a drink. Then people just wish we were emotionally repressed.

I blame the incessant pressure from crafting all that political content

What next? Gawker postings before 10am? What a world.....

The Property Brothers should do a remodeling.... flush out any bad spirits and all that, for the greater good.

Fabio boarded Apollo’s Chariot like a more handsome version of everyone else

More worrying, did someone think that carpet pattern matched the stone-effect walls?

At least it’s not a tit

I did feel a bit of a shit....

There are very few things that are NOT better in Madeleine Kahn’s voice. Or that of a young James Mason.