Like we needed life’s injustices shoved in our face any more, today.

He would continue his life unscathed and unchanged until, not if but until, he was caught again. My only surprise was it took two years and didn’t happen sooner. - from the journal of Sheriff Anderson, 1836

Maine people’s problems, dude ...

oh well, one can live in hope

I’d be afraid he’d have nob cheese

Oh god, there’s an Adele album headed our way, called “Reps”.

I very slightly miss the old days when huge fellas screamed at me in the only gym in town, to do “one more” until I puked, then cheered and accepted me as one of their own. A super SKINNY one, but one none-the-less.

Say what you will, The Windsors are damn fine pointers

But not 1,000 years. These Big Ideas guys are all about the thousand years. Nothing less will do.

Also, the phrase “what an ass!” is apposite for both.

You act like Herringbone is less globally known than former Canadian PM Harper....

Better late running up that hill than never, I suppose ...

This is all only slightly less painful and humiliating than Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow. No, wait, slightly more.

This mental image will be gladly left behind in 2015.

These are not the droids you are looking to celebrate with

The hospital of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood clots of patriots and poor black people.” - Thomas Jefferson

It needs to be able to spray generously and randomly in people’s faces as they stray too close...

I wonder if perhaps I should have said “self-importance” but that would have sounded more unkind that I intended, really.

“Me! The new fragrance by Charles Sheen....” we could design a nice bottle but it would smell like condensed bodily fluids nonetheless....

If anybody can fight this thing and discover a cure, it’s me. I will exhaust every resource available to me. I will sit with every expert. I will move forward until something’s revealed.