If this wasn’t a closed set, she needs a new management team. Done properly (within the context of such shoots being legitimate) only the photographer, stylists and vital assistants would be seeing the nekkid star.

I KNEW the kid would make a bomb.

For what it’s worth, my RX100 (the first model) is absolutely ideal for carrying everywhere in a pants pocket, the images are spectacularly good for the size of the camera, I am never without it, and it is without doubt the least fun or endearing camera I’ve ever owned.

For what it’s worth, my RX100 (the first model) is absolutely ideal for carrying everywhere in a pants pocket, the…

Deep spots in a paddling pool are relative

You need a phone book, and to film it. It would be like “My Name is Earl” but better and less sugary.

Wait ... for the lifelong horror of being branded Miss Congeniality, there’s only $2k?

As a tiny dusty footnote, I think I recognize that coat as a faux fur creation that retails for around $800. I forget the brand, oddly....

Woman, huh, Roy? Can’t live with them, can’t live without secretly filming, demeaning and abusing them....

Set to music, these tweets are exactly the sort of act Blake would mentor

Seen bottom left, the prototype money-saving Snowgoose 2, using top secret “drop the basket out the helicopter” technology.

By the time we got there, the egg had already been rolled away by some older legionaries and Jesus’s body was gone! Worst. Easter. Ever. Fuck you, Pontius!

You just know it must have come from the very top, to be greeted by a brief, stricken silence then craven applause.

Certainly, she provided the most erotic entertainment in that cinema.

* And this is me, for the next ten hours, scribbling everything he says in my tiny notebook. God, I hate him, and my outsize hat, too.*

"hullo? Get me a larger watch, right away!"

Meddling Christians: now we'll never know how many exorcists it takes to change a flickering light bulb

At least it's still working with shits

He is simply the Toy Grim Reaper

See kids? See that teacher? Well look closely, cause you'll meet a lot of guys like that in life.

Thank god we're not in the era of rotatable 3d images yet.