Can they do screens that show the person opposite you not as you are, but as you would like to be? Perhaps a set of buttons from "TV commercial for skincare over-exposed" mode to "a photo of the young James Mason"?

AND they're 20 years late to the idea. AND they're just brutal assholes. AND AND they're just not funny!

Anything that's "mostly" or even "a little bit" water can only be a good addition the the Gowanus Canal.

You have given me my million-dollar idea: a nationwide chain of GripGyms, where people will stand around anxiously just gripping things and waiting for random scary shit to happen like the floor to fall away or a tornado-force wind machine to kick in. Also they can carry shopping home for people, who will ALSO pay me.

On the plus side, they have developed a totally incomprehensible manner of communication that will form the basis of unbreakable military code.