It’s so cute when you use big words like “libtard”.

...both for “shitsnorting Goebbels wannabes,” which is a perfect description of Breitbart if ever I’ve seen one, and because “take a different tact” and “the tenants of [belief system]” are the twin banes of my existence. I will grit my teeth and suffer through “illicit a response,” “flaunt the rules,” and “for all…

This is the incisive political commentary I miss from Gawker. Glad you’re here to deliver it!

I was once taken to task over a previous tact that resulted in a new tack when I got back on track.

Goals and policies are not the same. How is this so hard to understand? Ich WANT a rainbow unicorn, but telling myself that i will get one is not a strategy.

I like to think Andy Breitbart leaving this earth was less a death and more like a product recall.

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

We’re gonna get new factories, new roads, and new schools. And Ohio is gonna pay for it!

It’s become somewhat less painful since God deprived us of Andrew’s wisdom a few years ago.

Drumpf offered policy specifics for the inner cities: he called for a revitalized Motor City, with “factories everywhere” and “new roads and bridges” as well as “new schools—especially schools.”

I welcome our taco overlords...but there better be some legit tacos al pastor. Like real deal stuff, see below-

bushes trimmed!

Taco trucks you say?

Be careful of some of the taco trucks.

Seriously, Taco trucks on every corner is the “chicken in every pot” for 2016. If voting Hillary gets you that, we are looking a Reagan level landslide.

And all your lawns will be mowed and bushes trimmed! HORRORS!

This is some good fucking kinja.

My son’s school just sent a notice to all parents that taco tuesday is no longer happening due to the number of epi pens that would be needed. It has been replaced with Kale Tuesday.

#prayforjarapahat

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”