Real women crave the cock. So yeah...

The logic is there though....a guy over 40 and never married. He’s gay.

WW is lesbian and no one cares if lezbos are slutty

Is it offensive to your whore ears?

Maybe that if a homemade costume some random person wears one night of the year offends and upsets you so much that you need to engage them in an argument “for a while”, then maybe your desire to always be right and prove your point might mean you need to spend some time with a therapist (because that random dude will…

If Vetements made a hoodie with that on the front, and sold it for $1500, I’d totally buy it.

Where’s Flint? WHat’s water? Why is their lead in my Perrier?

Just ask my cum stained Furbie.

My trick or treaters are 50% adults, usually two or three per child. ANd by child it’s usually a toddler or younger (too young for a bag of candy) and a “sick child at home”. And the adults have bags for themselves to collect candy in. I live in the ghetto. After a few years of that, I just turn off my lights and…

Why does Halloween have to be on the 31st? Why can’t it just be the last Saturday of October? Then everyone would know when to go begging door to door, have parties, kids wouldn’t wear stupid costumes to school, I wouldn’t be forced to see coworkers in stupid costumes at work. I DEMAND THIS FROM MY LEADERS!!!!!

They put the kids into trunks of cars? Which parking lot, I’m loading mine up right now!!

Why, would she be drunk passed out on the floor when they get mistreated?

Really? Since seeing that photo of Jenner baby dressed as a ballerina, I’ve had to rethink every single other ballerina I’ve ever seen and have mentally put them in the fake catagory because they don’t compare to Jenner’s portrayal of true dance.

Now if only we could get Black Lives Matter to follow this sage advice.

Black toddlers are notoriously lazy. It’s in their genes or something.

Where do they go?

What about the crap with corn kernels in it? I feel like I should avoid that or nah?

Wait, are these real legs with white streaks or a painting of legs with white streaks? I don’t get it. I see a horse.

Mine is laminated and I keep it in my wallet.

I’m waiting for Gaga to cover this...