He was on a major network saying whatever he wanted to say. Yeah, I’mma guess he’s good with it.

Umm, his vacuums are life changing. I’d gay marry mine if I could.

I love having the trots. Afterwards, I feel thinner and like I could take a fist with nary a worry.

I had a will drawn up in my late 20's and every several (and now few) years I take it in for a checkup with my attorney. While I’d rather save that money it’s comforting to know that I’ve done everything I could do to be prepared (and things change, shit happens, etc.).

You should read more Craigslist men seeking men ads.

Violence to stop violence. Cause that always works.

KFC is doing it with all the new Col. Sanders commercials.

He thought he had, he just didn’t do it correctly. So he could have lived his entire life thinking that all was taken care of.

And by justice, I hope you mean Carole gets set on fire.