Same.

That’s woman code for, “I totally love this!” Or at least, I’m pretty sure it is, based upon my wife’s similar reaction to everything I do/say.

This is... a hooptie. WTH?

Lost it at “BYPASS EVERYTHING”. I’m actually crying at work.

This is epic.

Don’t forget Guadalupe (“gwada-loop”) and Ruidoso (“reeya-dosa”)

I love these.

This is hilarious! You and Ballaban should go head-to-head (no, not like that) more often.

Really, just the crabs. But Old Bay is atrocious atop those delicious crustaceans. Nothing else. Oh wait, corrupt cops and politicians too.

Just heroin. I wouldn’t classify that as a “good” one.

Fantastic article, written beautifully, about a legit bada$$. THIS is true jalop heaven. Thank you very much.

*brake. Or broke, I suppose. :-)

That’s awesome.

Man, you poor bastard. These guys are really handing it to ya. Kudos for patiently, and repeatedly, apologizing for your error!

Baby wipes are bad for the environment, so I’m told.

Star for disasterpants.

No, I am not.

Noice.

(I like it)

I love your dad’s idea! Bumper sticker that baby, and drive it like you stole it!