THIS guy. Listen to this guy. Except the Philly bit. Don’t do that.

So “SAC” (or SUC[k]) vs SUV, eh? I’ve already got one of the former, so I’d prefer the latter.

We had a ford Fiesta with this feature. It also had the most gorgeous dark blue paint...

Peak jalop.

This is hilarious. Do it.

Lol. My bad!

Duude. Stahp.

*your

*you’re

I think that’s a fine idea for small cars. But this is just way better.

Didn’t the old Continental do this too? Also, didn’t some Rolls come with TWO tires mounted on the runners just aft of the front wheel wells?

Spent $30 at Taco Bell and ate it all. Then had bacon cheese fries from Lone Star a few hours later. I’m lucky to be alive.

Leaf blower. It’s perfect for getting those spots that your chamois can’t reach.

NVM. Shoulda read the original article first. Sorry folks.

It also has the doors open, not wearing a seat belt, CEL lit up and somehow travelling at 160km/h while in Park. I can’t make out the other stuff.

This is great!

I assumed you’d have a poor or two on staff to address these things...

Pshh. “Tidal Energy.” Puh-lease. Just sounds like more “science” to me.

Ok. 2 recent articles and barely any pictures. Come on, post some schweet lowrider pics plz!

Kids are pretty much all jerks, regardless of skin color/ethnic background. So are teachers. And puppies, f**k puppies. Also, kittens.