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cunninglingist

Same

You know how you find out if there is an engineer in the room? He’ll tell you.

Same.

Same

Spoiler: The last piece did not result in penetration, just a busted nut on the surface.

I DON’T KNOW I’M A NEW ENZO I GUESS!

If your inner asshole is outside, you should probably see a doctor.

We’re all just concerned!

Bimmerang

Kinda like this

This makes me very unhappy.

Fixed it, your welcome.

Now playing

Mongolian folk music is actually pretty good.

Was it.... a Dodge?

You missed your chance to piss him off.

Bob. You have the day off, therefore you can’t fire me.

In order to properly do right by Kinja, I’ve gone ahead and fired Chris from Road & Track over these egregious and regrettable mistakes.

Extra Queefy

Never.

Well if not Darth Vader, maybe an Imperial Guard?