“The alarmingly high illiteracy rate among the bear community...” You’re the best.

We love you Doug.

This. This sucks. Almost wish for a hoist so I can do this. Ridonk.

I’m a little surprised that this hasn’t been posted yet. Yeah, yeah Not luxury, blah blah...

Came to mention that. You sir, beat me to it. Well played.

So I started reading this article and about 1/3 of the way in I thought to myself, “Y’know, this reads an awful lot like Torch’s twisted mind.” And lo! It was.

Yuck. CP.

My admittedly juvenile avatar name aside, can confirm. I’m a guy. Don’t care. They’re all different and all fantastic!

“Ejacuracing” FTW!

Rebel soldier in Ukraine

HA! I was thinking the same thing.

Might want to rethink your pick of “friends”

Yup. I have a sad life. BUT we do have an astronomically high concentration of millionaires and a high women to men ratio. Being married, this does not affect me at all. Really. No, I’m being honest. srsly. I’m just saying, we have some nice cars and pretty ladies....

Nice car! Also, Bruce Lee was good at EVERYTHING.

Not sure that had anything to do with anything other than you wanting to get naked...

Yay!

I believe it’s *judgment. No?

Yeah that was pretty much terrible. Could definitely have done without the video. Maybe just pictures of the aftermath? Poor moose, car, driver, and perhaps passengers (in that order).

Thank heavens. THIS is awesome writing. THIS is JALOP!