And this is a Crisp Rat.

Arnel Pineda. Dude is a freaking powerhouse. Sounds more like Steve Perry did “back in the day” than Steve Perry does anymore.

“...aggravated sucking at being people...”

Awww that axel-ly doesn’t look too bad?

Nice rollerskate!

I... I think that’s as stuck as anything can be. Ever.

Man, it took me a while to distinguish fore from aft (or stem from stern/ front from rear, whatevs). Then I saw the mirrors and was all, “OH! Ew.”

2CV > Gallardo FTW!

NP. There’s a later model hardtop (not sure if its GTS, haven’t actually stopped to check it out...yet) in black at a dealership Northern Virginia right now. It’s priced at $26k. This one’s a dollar cheaper! and looks to be in decent shape.

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Found the French guy (?)

While I agree with you on the general lack of intelligence in most horse flavors, I must ask whether you’ve ever ridden a cutting horse. Pretty dang smart. Nonetheless, your phrasing in that article was priceless. Well done, sir!

Fiat Panda doriftooo?

Good god that’s funny!

Alpina B7.

Huh. I was not aware of this. I don’t think I’ve seen an episode in more than a decade. Cool though!