After seeing the first image, for a sec I was like, “Duuude that must be in the southern hemisphere ‘cause the sun is shining up from the bottom.” Then I was like, “no wait, I’m an idiot.”

I like it. Personally, I think the ride on a Guzzi has a bit more character. I have a V7ii Stone. You’ll not be as fast as the guys on the Bonnie derivatives, but you’ll enjoy the ride no less. But I’m not as experienced as most here...

Oh. That’s why. Please disregard previous question!

Wait, why?

Beat me to it. Shoulda finished reading the comments. Kudos to you , sir.

“the automotive equivalent of unwrapping a burrito and finding that it’s filled with candy corn, sea urchin meat, and Doritos.”

Yes, everything you said. Except I like Rossi. I just know that I’m NOT Rossi and never will be.

I’ve got an air-cooled Guzzi V7ii that does me just fine on a lazy afternoon ride.

3 hours to get to work. It was epic. On the plus side, I got to see an absolutely heavenly sunrise. Also, can I be ungreyed, please? I’ll be nice, promise.

One for the good guys! Well done!

+1 on the Camry. I Lol’d.

That...that’s a thing?

Jeebus, that’s terrifying.

That looks... like it’d be a little toasty against my manly chest and other bits.

Great. Now I have cancer. Thanks.

As did I.

Dang it. We were just there and had no idea this was happening. Story of my life.

Man, that old dude balancing the li’l powerplant on a 2x4 on a jack while under the car has some serious cojones.