I’m uncomfortable just looking at that.

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

I’m about 96% certain the voiceover guy was not told that he was reading for a dog.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

What a shocker, the image cuts off before you can see the feet.

Why? Most 26 year olds still have their teeth.

I was not expecting that man to have so many teeth. 

HUZZAH!

And it can even lead to a presidency.

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

It’s Philly.  If these people stopped to help every drunk with a nosebleed they’ll never make it home.  

Fitting that the Philly enforcer in orange and black ended his fight by yanking his opponent’s jersey over his head.

Smart people land in swamps.

Without going to the youtube page itself, the title is truncated as “Why the World’s Best Mathematicians are ho...”. I was amusing myself trying to figure out what the rest of the sentence was and all I could think of was “... homeless”.

Exactly what I’d expect. It’s great that you want to plan your strike. Use company resources to do so, and don’t expect to keep your access or job.

Whatever her name happens to be, expect her to be speaking to the manager right actually now.

Some minor factual inconsistencies in this part of the report: