This is the real question that needs to be answered.

Also, why after waiting for a game update to download does it take soooooooo freaking long to copy files or whatever the hell it does for an hour on some games for me? I mean damn, I can download a like 10 gig update in less time than it takes for it to actually install smaller updates most times.

Tapper is my all-time favorite.

Yeah the lack of Tapper is a big oversight.

This is the only correct take. 

That Brad Lohaus is a cool dude.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

I came here ready to call bullshit and say only games that came out before the year 2000 should be included, but, with a few notable exceptions, it looks like that’s what you did, so instead I’ll just note that you didn’t include Excitebike or Super Off Road, so I hope you all die in a fire.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

Because American Pam is addicted to meth and in prison for shooting a black man.

Trust you?  Shouldn’t you be showing us, as a Missourian?  

“...the closest Starbucks to the Winterfell set is a 27 minute drive.”

That would have been called in about 2 minutes at Santa Anita.

I’m older than you, and at least partially agree with your overall thesis regarding post-2003 rock, but you are very, very wrong about Queens of the Stone Age. 

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

You got it chief. Next time we have a mentally off kilter person posting images of himself with guns holing up in an apartment and refusing to leave, we’re going to send you in with a t shirt and slacks. Armoring up the squad to eliminate the potential of death as much as possible is a bad move. All cops are bad. And…

He publicly threatened suicide, then posted a picture to Instagram of him holding a pistol. Do you want them to confront him with balloon swords and bubble guns?

Next thing you know, we got a whole bunch of guys just like you. That’s why.

Olivia jade

None of us have grown up to be serial killers.

At least, none of us have gotten caught.