That crowd looks exactly like what I pictured a Golden Tee championship to look like.

Safe Crackers??? That thing where you just have to figure out a three number combination? Pass.

Look, life ain’t that great. I’m 45 and if I got to call my shot, the Kate Beckinsale assisted suicide wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

In before “I’d rather watch shitty predetermined basketball playoffs than any hockey, ever!”

“No”

Are the Bucs even a real “team”?

I read this as “titties.”

In Sean Connery’s voice.

Sorry.

“Our power bill is gong to be enormous, please turn up the A/C a little to save some power” is a thing that has never been said by anyone at any point in time, because that wouldn’t even make sense to the craziest crazy person out there.

The word is shill, not contributor. lol

That blind backhander by Sid, tho...

The happy couple, pictured.

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

And the crowd goes mild.

This is why the unwritten rules of baseball are such a farce.

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For Uber, this might be Waymo’ trouble than its worth.....

Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

Not only is a short term IR a good idea, but expanding the game day roster to 53 makes a ton of sense to me, especially for Thursday night games. Never really understood the point of inactives, especially when you already have a practice squad.

Realistically, these kids are going to have to worry about weight and diabetes more than diesel.