The North Shore (Evanston up to Lake Forest or so) is home to the highest education and income levels per capita anywhere in the country, and certainly most of the world.

At least Church has free wine.

It’s pronounced “La Croix.”

Do you mean the actor Adam DeVine?

Pizza Hut salad bars? Ah, you must mean time travel the US a good bit.

He/she is not talking about a ‘seating area’ with a few two or four tops near the entrance. Most Pizza Hut’s used to be actual three-course dine-in restaurants with a full wait staff, beverage service, etc.

Do the likable teams get smaller batteries and empty beers?

You can’t use a timeout after icing the puck.

The Brookings analysis has the one-way commute for LA as 8.8 miles. In practice, it will cost substantially more than $6 to travel 9 miles via Uber Pool each way in LA 10 times a week.

Starred for working on a weekend.

Well shit, now I have to change mine to The Letang Bang.

I’m not weird for drinking the juices, right? RIGHT?

11+ believe George Teague is Deion Sanders?

This is like the jet fuel can’t melt steel of Internet shopping theories.

Black Mirror S03, Episode 6, ‘Hatred In the Nation’

Can someone please explain to eSports commentators that the word(s) ‘rotate’ and ‘rotating’ are not synonyms for ‘move’ and ‘moving’.

Before his injury, Shazier was in line for an extension. Now, even if he recovers completely and decides to risk his body once again, he’ll be a free agent after 2018.