11+ believe George Teague is Deion Sanders?

This is like the jet fuel can’t melt steel of Internet shopping theories.

Black Mirror S03, Episode 6, ‘Hatred In the Nation’

Can someone please explain to eSports commentators that the word(s) ‘rotate’ and ‘rotating’ are not synonyms for ‘move’ and ‘moving’.

Before his injury, Shazier was in line for an extension. Now, even if he recovers completely and decides to risk his body once again, he’ll be a free agent after 2018.

So there’s a key labeled ‘Shift’ that’s located on both sides of the keyboard. It’s about two, maybe three times larger than most of the other keys. Try pressing it at the same time as a letter key–gonna blow your fucking mind.

On Emma Stone – a woefully under appreciated music video:

Username checks out.

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“I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool are very different things.”

False, start over please.

Nice post.

Kim Jong-un, please set coordinates to Minneapolis, Minnesota, February 4th, at approximately 3:30pm PST. Thank you.

Great comment. +1

WE DID IT.
We hired CHRIS FUCKING BERMAN to write our ad copy.

You are correct sir – I am an idiot.

I am told by our top web person that the problem is being addressed.

Highly recommend checking out Desus & Mero’s appearance on Garbage Time. Ç’est Magnifique.