This is the decor guide for the male equivalent of a ‘basic bitch’.

Candles, buy them.

Jesus Christ man.

Highly recommend:

Re: Cobra. There’s nothing as cool and startling as driving along the coast on I5 past Pendleton and you have a pair of SuperCobras appear out of nowhere up and over the cliff on their way to blow stuff up.

That’s far from an easy double play ball – two players throwing across their body, one while avoiding a sliding player.

Don’t be an ass. It’s certainly not going to make them less safe.

To wit:

Here in Hollywood it’s the norm to text and drive. Just the other night I heard the distinctive sound of squealing breaks and a large collision. I walked outside to find a beautiful black Audi S7 had crossed lanes and hit a dump truck almost head…

Drew,

Might I introduce you to The Poodium – invented by a few friends. A workstation and footrest for optimal angle.

Correct. My friends actually invented a nice podium / foot rest that is available for purchase – named aptly: The Poodium.

No.

This is one of those that you rock in the car and think you’re keeping pace and hitting the lyrics, but unless you’re Paperboy this will fall apart on you resulting in about 30 seconds of karaoke and 3:30 of uncomfortably hitting every 5th word.

Also in this category:

Ike And Tina – “Proud Mary”

Pro-tip: For all the gents out there – if the woman you’re with, be it wife, girlfriend, date or smokey eyed bar patron wants to sing (and knows Proud Mary) but you’re not a karaoke guy this will be a crowd pleaser. More-so if you have a deep voice. The first two minutes are basically a…

Breast Physics.

You do know how editing works right?

If you or any of your group plan to tie one on or opt to have more then 2 or 3 drinks during a set, stay the hell away from the front. If you do decide to be that guy/girl, at a minimum, please take a nice long sip of that beer so you don’t napalm people’s feet on the way through.

In the category of ‘How To Be Awesome’…

Right, but he doesn’t pay tax to the IRS or FTP up front – it’s owed next April and amortized along with his other income. It’s impossible to say what this amount is without knowing his income.

Sales/Use Tax will be owed to the DMV to register. I don’t know the rules on this regarding winnings, but sales tax is always…

He’ll owe a percentage of taxes on the fair market value of the vehicle, or value of proceeds if he were to sell prior to registering for whichever tax bracket he resides – inclusive of the aforementioned value.

It’s no different then if he received a $40,000 bonus at work. The exception is that he may be able to…

Let’s see the car you won.

That time I tried to grow a beard in college but couldn’t.

Non-military gent here who’s a nerd for this blog and love reading the informative comments from the intelligent members of the armed services – past and present. Thank you for your service.

Question(s). Do missile destroyers like this typically travel independent? Is it a peacetime non-battle group thing, or a normal…

“Never admit to speeding in the process of talking.”