“Photographies of Directors” is the correct term, I believe.

The whole movie can be him offing black vampires while trying to find the PC term for Blacula.

Chewbacca is a man in a fur suit?

From experience, people from the sub-continent.

But she feels passionate about UglyDolls?

Apparently, the original subtitle was going to be: I Hardly Knew Ye

Shit, I’d been pronouncing it in my head as “latinks”.

Devine looks like he drinks from the same fountain as Paul Rudd.

He does a great job of pretending to sing.

Hopefully only to fund her next musical pursuits

“Because of you
I never stray too far from a cash grab”

What the fuck did I just watch?

Well there’s definitely no denying it’s being made by the producers of The Fast and The Furious

It’s almost like Jim is using a combination of all his notable 90s roles.

Finally, we can stop blaming Judas Priest and Ozzy Osborne.

Is Mortensen’s character especially “handsy” in the movie?

So it was made for the Academy judges after all.

Surely, a series called Barry about a hitman that uses drones to kill his targets is already in the pipeline, no?

“Yes, the Romulans deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!”

Ahhh, so he is a great guy after all.