Unfortunately, Mr. Mouse would probably put a stop to it if that happened. The big-eared, killjoy motherfucker.

Surely, the only crime here is naming your daughter Truly Young.

However they work this new platform, I’m sure they’ll still pay fuck-all tax.

Spielberg: “Apple good. Netflix bad.”

I will watch anything with Lupita Nyong’o in it. That is all.

They’ve already started. Apparently, they want us to die off slowly with protracted suffering where possible. I must say their slow game tactic of “climate change” is going great guns recently.

The Bee Gees should feel guilty for starting this chain reaction of bad takes.

I think the Bee Gees stand guilty of starting this chain reaction of bad takes.

That seems like an unreasonable punishment for the Goodwill store

Did your son have a birthday today? Because the last time you wrote this in the same thread, he was 18, not 19.

Nah, the worst part is your mother not going through with that abortion. You are sick, demented, and should feel ashamed.

Thankfully there are a few other filmic opportunities to gaze upon her spectacular form. I will watch her and Rachel McAdams in pretty much anything, so to speak. Helps that they’re also quite talented.

Is that the movie I saw pop up on Netflix a few months ago?

I’m glad I have that to look forward to, ‘cause there ain’t much else, I tells ya.

Haha. Not bloody likely.

Next, you’ll be saying that Silent Night, Deadly Night wasn’t an absolute masterpiece of the genre.

Well, I didn’t know that it either still existed or was still a thing. Hopefully, my old page now resides in the aether.

Sigh... No R-rating means no gratuitous scene of a game of naked Russian Roulette.

Pugh know it!

You learn something new every day. I had no idea Myspace was still a thing.