Thank god we have you, Captain Hindsight, to troll past posts with your superpowered snark. As someone who has personally experienced the police lying to get me in trouble, I had no reason to doubt this man’s story - at first. Now it would appear he was lying, which does a great disservice to real victims. Now off you…

True. True. Though this was one of the earlier reports of this “attack”, I shouldn’t expect to get well-rounded news from a pop culture site. I don’t know what this fucker was thinking. Let’s hope we get a more factual account at some point.

He may be addicted to making shit up.

We can all sleep well tonight knowing people are spending their time on worthy pursuits like this.

I think their username has gone to their head. and the lord said ‘you are now ungreyed, my friend’

They have their own fucking cable channel here in Oz.

I’m guessing genetics did, however, have a huge part to play in you being a complete shitheel.

Jesus did his best work during his twink phase.

You get your “absolute truth” from a work of fiction?

I fell asleep on two separate viewings. Loved the first one.

Churches/religions don’t deserve charity status. Tax the fuck out of them or burn them to the ground. “Jesus” believed in compassion without compromise you despicable fuckers!

What the fuck are you smoking, Hughesy?

My friend says yes

Don’t insult puppies like that.

That’s entirely offensive... to hammers

Both.

You’ll surely like Greta Van Fleet then. s/

Though I agree, I think most of it was true in the 90s, not so much now.

Seeing them in Melbourne in April *insert horns emoji I have no idea how to create or find*