The Suicide and The Squad

I reckon it’s because they only just found out there’s already a film called Serenity.

Can’t they hand the reins over for the Perfect Strangers reboot we’ve all been dying to see?

cue *canned laughter* and *audience aww* and *audience woo*

Ben is apparently taking over from Keanu for John Wick 4

I’m guessing because True still looks as young and beautiful as she did back when the film came out.

SPOILER ALERT: She now uses a smartphone!

Damn, that must be some Grade A Kush.

In this one, Liam has a particular set of chills.

Good to see Andre Holland working with Soderbergh again after The Knick.

My fave comments are the ones who say we shouldn’t doubt what the police are saying. I mean there’s no previous evidence of the police lying, is there? Laughable.

The Call of Ktulu was my way into Lovecraft too. Except, it was the Metallica song for me.

This leaves it open for 32 more sequels.

I have to admit I was thinking the same thing.

Without handcuffs, who will rein in his bleak colour palette? It’ll just be a black screen with sound and dialogue.

Thankfully those deniers here, although vocal, seem to be in the minority.

Kindly go jump on yourself.

I hope they catch this despicable piece of human garbage. Throw him in a bag and drown him like his mother should have.

So uh, are you driving? Have you got car?