He seems to get younger on film while getting older in real life.

... and anything Michael Bay has a hand in.

Can I just put up a poster of McAdams on my bedroom wall instead?

“Oh look it’s the Heli-vets”

McAdams should be everywhere, all the time.

It is a perfectly cromulent film.

I can’t agree with you that the prequels didn’t draw similar anger from the fanbase. There was just less social media back then for people to have their angry voices heard. These days it also seems that more people think their opinions are worthy of dissemination. I.e. the hateful MAGA chuds you mentioned.

You can still have the cemeteries, just have a small plaque for each person instead of a huge horizontal plot and tomb/headstone

And the straight-to-video sequel Get Your Ass to Mars

I believe this one stands for “Motherfuckin’ Right-wing Asshats”

“We got one!!!!!”

Will Harold Ramis appear in hologram form?

For safety reasons obviously.

Love that 80s twang. On other note, is John Carpenter a vampire? He appears to be the same age in every decade of his life.

This is why it pays to plagiarize.

Kanye he just go away?

He can make another kid with a clone wife. Also, hot.

Never has scum been worth so much.

Someone’s a little too toasty.

Have you not seen Logan either?