This is only considered wild by some, but I will go to my fucking grave arguing that there DEFINITELY IS such a thing as a clutch baseball player. There’s just an insufficient sample size to prove it.

It’s a part of Brooklyn Nine-Nine near one of the bridges across the river from Friends. New-Yorkers like to pretend that their little neighborhoods and stuff are special and deserving of their own names but ultimately the rest of us just associate the boroughs by what sitcoms have happened in them. Aside from Friends…

Believable.

What I still do not understand is why DRLs are exclusively a “front-of-the-car-only” thing. Why not have all of the lights on the car come on with the exception of the headlights? Now that everything is LEDs, it’s not like it’s inefficient, or bad for bulb life. At least that would solve most of the problem. The…

Exactly. None of these fancy new shifter designs does anything to improve the user experience. I just don’t understand the motivation in this latest round of re-inventing the wheel.

So nice that Bernie speaks condescendingly about “the colonies” with his elitist attitude. Nothing can compare to jolly old Azerbaijan with its autocratic government. With Bernie’s train of thought, would it be within the realm of possibility that the next new F1 race will be in North Korea? Imagine a race in that…

I guess you could say he was just...

You’re looking for a white female, middle age, dyed blond hair, 5' to 5'6", loves to post Minion memes on Facebook.
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard target search of every Applebees, Talbots, RackRoom Shoes, wine bars, Lane Bryant, Starbucks.

I mean, the phrase assault weapon is meaningless. It is specifically used to confuse people who don’t understand guns. The differences that matter are Muzzle Loading (one shot, loaded like a musket), Semi-automatic (fires each time the trigger is pulled), automatic (fires multiple bullets while the trigger is…

Only in the country Qatar,
Could a rape victim find themselves behind bars,
For simply alerting a jailer.
Wait...goddammit, this could totally happen at Baylor,
Go fuck youself, Ken Starr.

Looks oddly like a K-Car (K is for Karl). I wonder if this one was ever owned by Ivan Voight.

They have outside seating.

Terrible? Not at all.

Guys, I don’t think you understand. George W. Bush’s paintings are FASCINATING. They’re really good. Like, this failure of a president has retreated into this quiet life of creating these painfully amateurish paintings that have this funny, melancholy quality. I would love to buy one. 100% serious.

I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

Are you kidding me with this woman? Fuck people like this. That is absolutely unacceptable not only as a parent, but as a decent human being. I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

It's like The Italian Job, but being Jersey, it was more like The My Great Grandmother was Half-Italian Job.

This is a Wacky Pack.