Fun fact: Mercury is so deep in the Sun’s gravity well that time passes a bit faster there than it does here on earth. The warped spacetime causes the orbit to precess differently than predicted by Newtonian mechanics, first recognized in 1851 through measurement of historical transit data. This was a mystery until…
Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…
Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.
It’s like he thinks he’s some kind of tragic figure just because he had to “pay taxes” just like almost all of us ~330 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS DO AS WELL.
Doesn’t even kick in until income is in multiple millions, and that’s considered “quite high”?
I was paying state 5% income tax in OK on less than 30 K per year. Miss me with this BS.
And you get “Classy” as a nickname, which nicely fits my heuristic for a good dog name: two syllables, ends in a vowel. Essentially, the “Lassie” rule.
That’s the age when he became undead, but he’s really like 440.
Totally staged. Apparently, the time-stamp was a dead giveaway... what idiots for even agreeing to allow him this farce. Who are the supposed strong and principled military leaders. They all need to retire.
You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:
Also, in the event the G/O management succeeds in banishing politics from all the blogs, we’ve created a refugee camp here:
You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.
Or Redacted.
Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him
Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!
The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.
I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.
Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT
Because that would require sustained effort over the course of a couple of decades. Can't we just throw money at the problem. (Turns out: yes and no)
Parenting takes too much effort. Just buy your kids everything.
