Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

I’ll cop to the errors not in the pull quotes but my use of the word literally was spot-on.   

Playing on astroturf probably didn’t help his knees either.

Yea, but since he literally knows nothing about anything, it adds up fast. 

Come on. This all but guarantees the next Cowboys head coach will call a pass play on 3rd and goal from the 2 in the 2021 Super Bowl.

Same.  Why be a good person?  Because it’s what the world NEEDS right now.  That’s why.

That’s a “I hate your guts, but please keep me in the Will” move, if I’ve ever seen one.  Lol.

Tiffany is the cute one with a soul.

1967? Are you sure she wasn’t the Class of 1867?

Brackets [] are used in legal writing when you change or shorten a phrase within a quote from a case in order to make it generic to your argument or to fitgrammatically into your text.

As much as I am in tune with the political leanings of the GMG sites, the Kinja commenting system is pathetic.

He does this all the time. Floats idea. If it doesn't go over well, claims it's a joke. If there's no pushback, he keeps pushing the idea.

He can no more “order” a business to do anything than I can stop the sun from setting.

I disliked Reagan.

The idea that there’s something about himself that he doesn’t want to talk about because “it’s too personal” is pretty hilarious.

“I like Sons Of God who don’t get crucified.”

She’s one of those, “I’ve got no grudge against them, as long as they stay far away from me” types. 

Plus... a line of sports bras named freedom. That’s not really congruent.

Sack of mulch being dead weight, floppy as hell, and usually slick/wet plastic, can be a difficult grab sometimes.