I’m counting the rings on Tommy’s hand, it seems to kinda work.

“That shit he did is still doing with his tenants is disgusting.” 

Re Airplane drama: half the problem (more than half, probably) is that virtually no one follows the “put your smaller bag under the seat” concept that you hear constantly during boarding.

I heard— but have not tested— that applying petroleum jelly to the exposed portion of your carved pumpkin (e.g. the triangle eyes and nose and the gaping maw) will help to keep it from rotting so quickly. The idea, I assume, was that the jelly more or less creates an oxygen barrier. Of course, if one does that, one…

As someone who hates KD, I love this take. Thank you.

Funny you mention this. My girlfriend Tweets him almost daily to remind him to eat more KFC and well-done steak.

Can I just say that in general, the whole former Gawker media writers and editors (and by “former” I just mean that while Gawker doesn’t exist, all of these other forums that were connected to it do, but whatever), come up with some really great headlines. I admit: I’m old, and my sense of humor is probably lame, but…

Honest question re oxycodone. What, exactly does it do? More specifically, how much does it mess one up on a per-dose basis? It’s been a long time since I played organized high school football. But I recall that our systems on offense and defense were not uncomplicated. Even something as basic as “Trips right, 43…

Yup, the classic “kitty porn” excuse...

I can confirm: I lived in LA from about 2009-2012. The random NFL gear you saw in stores around town were generally (in no order): 49ers, Cowboys, Chargers, and Raiders. Moreover, most of the bars I frequented (at least in the West LA area) had a following for some team to gather on game days: Steelers, Pats, Cowboys,…

And as a bettor, it makes sense to have action on both sides of a bet, too, in order to mitigate losses. This is called hedging a bet.

“... and staying true to our core mission of protecting the environment and American jobs.”

Lack of strategy? How about a lack of passing? I can’t think of one time they managed to link 2 consecutive passes.

(Coming from a business hotel we know the companies pay the rooms and stuff like tipping isn’t usually included in the spending money they give their employees) Not everyone tips. Don’t feel bad if you can’t or don’t want to.

Yeah, I don’t understand how more people who experience football don’t see this. I played my freshman year in high school. My job, it turns out, was to be scout team tight end. It was all just brutal. Tackling drills were jarring whether you were the guy with the ball, or the guy drilling the guy with the ball. And I…

Here was his rookie deal, signed as the 53rd pick in 2016. He got $450,000 in 2016, plus a $1.42 million signing bonus. He was set to make just over $651,000 this year.

Spoken by someone who, I guess, thinks that “95 degrees, but with the humidity it will feel like 105 degrees” is really great. Who’s all “Man, I know it’s about 90 degrees outside, but let’s light a super hot fire and char meat on it while I sweat to death.” A guy who doesn’t mind when his car turns into a blast…

Thanks for the note re Rhode Island and “wicked.” I recall meeting someone from New England (I forget which state) once and during our conversation she actually used “wicked” in a non-ironic sense. For some reason, that stuck with me: like, people in New England actually do say “wicked”! But perhaps that was just her.

Jerruh can’t win another Superbowl because the only reason Dallas had a dynasty is because they could spend waaaaaay more money than the rest of the teams

No Pat’s fan has ever screamed “HOW BOUT DEM PATRIOTS”. Just sayin’