It’s discouraging to read so many people basing their vote on complete lies. Clinton was never going to take away guns. She wasn’t a “criminal” and there was no strange “sex ring” going on.

+4-LOM

But let’s agree: Their overall opponent DVOA was DEAD LAST. Their SoS was -8%. The next worst team was -5.3%. It makes life easier on the entire team when you never have to worry about your opponent actually scoring points. When you are on offense, you can run safe pass routs and run the heck out of the ball.

God. ESPN, Football Outsiders, and now Deadspin.

So, this isn’t the BRCC guy, right?

This site is the place to go for basics. Here is their primer about how NFL salaries work.

I watched the Colts sit Manning down for years, sometimes for up to 3 games

The cap hit for a cut would be huge for a team that needs every penny of cap room they can muster

I believe “may be off-topic” is a bit of an understatement.

When I was in grad school, I worked at a liquor store. (This was a bad but beautiful combination.) Next door was a small shoe repair shop run by an old Polish cobbler. He more or less insisted that we carry Zywiec (he pronounced it SHEH-vitz). He’d come in throughout the day for a mini of Jack and a bottle or two of…

Re “Defenders shouldn’t be the only ones allowed to get pissy.”

Growing up Christian (I have since abandoned the ridiculousness), I took a special joy in signing up for the Christmas Day shift at the local movie theater. This way, I got out of having to deal with crazy relatives all while using the “look at my WORK ETHIC” as an excuse. I’d see friends glare at me as they walked in…

This whole time, I have been reading “kills sperms” and figured it was great for treating my oral sex escapades. I once used it as a contraceptive figuring that it was like a peppermint-scented nonoxynol-9. Oops.

I can’t even believe this. I’m old, but I remember as a kid in the late 70s and early 80s reading about the whole concept of vaccines. It made perfect sense: Give your body a dose of some almost-dead enemy pathogens. Your body’s defenses kick the collective ass of said pathogen all while remembering all of that…

Huh? Here is Football Outsiders’ take:

I don’t know what Cowboy fans you’re talking to, but as a Cowboy fan myself I can tell you that there have been few times in the last 20 years or so that I imagined that they were likely to win a Super Bowl.

Minor question from a non-military guy, re

Yes: they’d choose Mike Pence.

No, you’re right. I’ve been thinking about this: If enough electors who were supposed to vote for Trump bail on him— even if it is for someone not Hillary— it is possible that he fails to get the needed 270 votes to win. Right now, he has 303 (assuming whatever recount efforts that are going on don’t switch a state).…

Ah— no worries then. I do sometimes wake up and see a bunch of replies to shit on these sites and then realize, Oh shit, I actually posted that last night (after way too much Bourbon). So I get you.